This looks terrible!
Movie Trailer of the Day: First official trailer for Harald Zwart’s Jaden Smith / Jackie Chan-starring Karate Kid remake.
Synopsis:
Smith plays Dre, a skateboarding video game buff who moves to China after his single mother is forced to go there for work. Unable to speak Chinese, Dre finds it hard to settle in, and gets beat up by the local bully. Chan plays Mr. Han, a maintenance man who spots his black-eye and offers to teach him both martial arts and Chinese, so he can defend against all the kung-fu students.
Wait! This doesn’t look that bad!
Cue spacetime unraveling paradox.
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Look At This Fucking Cat v. Dog Video of the Day: Pussy Pitbull Sharky gets bitchslapped by Roomba-riding badass, Max-Arthur.
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I do this too!
Whenever I go to a Salvos or any op shop, I pull out the best books and prop them up, hoping someone buys and loves them.
my heartrate spiked during this, it’s quite amazing!
A delicious and suspenseful Vimeo clip. The first comment, “hahaha climaks,” is quite apt.
Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland Trailer!
Movie Trailer of the Day: Brand new teaser trailer for Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland, featuring never-before-seen visuals of Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter, Anne Hathaway as the White Queen, and Helena Bonham Carter as the Red Queen.
The film opens wide March 5, 2010.
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![Nuns! Snowballs!
thedailywhat:
As it says in the Bible: “She that is without sin among you, let her cast the first snowball.”
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Nuns! Snowballs!
As it says in the Bible: “She that is without sin among you, let her cast the first snowball.”
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brilliantly subtle anti-twilight teeshirt
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I NEED THIS SHIRT
I am going to make myself that shirt. You just watch.
Simon having a little too much fun with himself- or a Shaun action figure rather.
Hey! It’s @amandapalmer being awesome as usual!
Day Embettering Video of the Day: Our favorite scary lady in the whole wide world, Amanda Fucking Palmer, recently asked filmmaking friend Michael Pope to help her put together a video of her lip-dubbing Tegan and Sara’s latest single, “Hell,” while wandering the streets of Manhattan/Brooklyn and doing what she does best: Scaring the bejeezus out of passers-by.
Palmer says:
Some of the best parts of this experience are nowhere on the video… like the wonderful expressions and reactions on people’s faces that the camera didn’t catch. The guy in Union Square who bear-hugged me spontaneously was one of my favorites. Only in New York could you do something like this and be either ignored or celebrated. Anywhere else on the planet they’d be calling the men in little white coats. And the cops I followed and sang to didn’t even blink an eye. What nice cops!”
AFP lip-dubbing > anyone else doing anything else.
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I 100% agree
“Dessert is probably the most important stage of the meal, since it will be the last thing your guests remember before they pass out all over the table.”
-William Powell (via ochsarchive)
Videogum Inside Jokes, Memes, etc.
A preliminary list of inside jokes, catchphrases, snowclones (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowclone) and memes that are prevalent on Videogum.
))<>(( //Back and forth. Forever. Reference to a scene from You, Me, and Everyone We Know (see clip). A child gets involved in a creepy discussion with someone online, and the symbol ))<>(( represents the child’s saying he wanted two people to “poop back and forth. Forever.” Gross, I know! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQoJo81lujk
And it goes on and on and on. Amazing.
